You want me to do what with who now?

Nico starts swimming lessons tomorrow... We went to observe last night and the kids were all screaming bloody murder. It was awful. I bet our little Nico takes to the water like a half amphibious little mutant creature desperate for the calming effects of H2O. The lessons are not so much swimming lessons for Nico, but patience lessons for Amber and I as we stand aside and watch some lady torture our poor screaming child until he floats. ...Fun for the whole family!